Kelvin Grady, former Michigan basketball player, asked to move from slot receiver/running back to DB?
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- The Michigan flag, waving proudly in a crisp autumn breeze:
This element reminds of the glory that was, is and always will be Michigan football. - Demar Dorsey: Demar was the highest rated Big Ten recruit in the class of 2010 (according to ESPN), but was denied admission by the UM. His story is long and alternatingly heart-warming and -breaking. The MGoCommunity writhed as it seemed the administration was out to get Rodriguez, then we learned that Dorsey never completed his admissions requirements. He committed to play for Louisville but has been conspicuously absent from their team. He will likely play for a Ju-Co this year.
- Michigan Secondary-Hating God: Likely a hold-over from days of yore, this deity uses his powers for evil: dismantling Michigan’s secondary at any and every opportunity.
- Troy Woolfolk (Artist’s rendition): This image (by MGoBoard’s very own The Shredder), depicts Troy’s epic demise at the hands of the MSHG (see #3 above). The resulting dislocated ankle and broken fibula have likely ended Troy’s senior season before it began; a medical redshirt is expected.
- Donovan Warren: All-Big 10 corner who skipped his senior season to enter the NFL draft upon reports he would be a third-round pick or better (and likely loss of interest in Michigan). He went undrafted and was signed as a free-agent by the New York Jets.
- The Wolverine: Our beloved avatar, a member of the Michigan family and legendary nickname. He sheds a single tear as he surveys the wasteland that is this 18 month famine for his beloved secondary.
- Justin Turner: A blue-chip corner recruit and redshirt freshman who just transferred to West Virginia. He missed most of fall camp waiting for the results of his Ohio high school graduation test. He spent his brief career at safety weight (likely not Good, Barwis weight) and had conditioning and motivation issues. Seemed like a tremendous loss, but was unlikely to be in good enough playing condition for at least the begining of this season.
- T-Wolf (Artist’s rendition): The alter-ego of Troy Woolfolk. T-Wolf has never been captured in photographic form, so Michael J. Fox’s iconic (and nearly as fierce) Teen Wolf stands in. However, Teen Wolf’s facial expression accurately represents the pain* that T-Wolf feels. (* This pain is spiritual as T-Wolf can feel no physical pain)
- Boubacar Cissoko: Diminutive but well-rated cornerback who was dismissed after a troubled and brief Michigan career. This decline was extrapolated into real-life, where Boo Boo ended up robbing some delivery and cab folk and was recently sentenced to prison for a short-to-long period of time. It appears that the lime light was too much for this young, introverted immigrant.
- Adrian Witty: Three-star-ish corner recruit seemingly pursued to lock up Denard Robinson, but rumored to be highly desired by the Rodriguez regime. He was denied admissions after his test scores jumped too much too quickly. It seemed as though he might enroll in January instead, but admissions closed the door for good allowing Witty to enroll at Cincinnati (upon Rodriguez emphatic recommendation.) He is a projected starter as a freshman this fall.
- Never Forget: This phrase represents our undying devotion to these fallen heros, and leads to much lamentation amongst fans. However, by putting this entire situation in proper view, we can move on and begin to heal. Never forget these men of fall (fail), but never fail to embrace those brave warriors who are still with us. “Let the dead bury their dead.” For the rest of us, let us rise from the ashes, just like the remaining Michigan secondary and focus on the triumph that can be ours.
This is a story? By my count, excerpt: 28 words; ‘story’: excerpt plus 34 words. This entire ‘story’ would fit in 2.5 tweets.
Purdue has nine players in the starting lineup who hail from Indiana; Notre Dame has just five scholarship players on their roster from Indiana, none in the projected starting lineup this weekend.
»Tim Prister re: Purdue’s instate recruiting dominance over Notre Dame. If word of this gets out, look for the Detroit News and Free Press to launch an exposé of Purdue surpassing Notre Dame.
They’ve gone to a more conventional (offense) than they’ve had in the past.
»Charlie Weis re: Purdue’s offensive style.
Editor’s note: You may remember that Weis likes playing conventional offenses. I can’t figure out why.
Editor’s note: You may remember that Weis likes playing conventional offenses. I can’t figure out why.
He’s fast.
»Evil Blitzing Genius(?) Jon Tenuta’s professional opinion re: Purdue running back Ralph Bolden.
We’ve got to do a better job against the run, we’ve got to do a better job against the pass.
»Jon Tenuta re: areas of improvement for the Notre Dame defense.
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